I can't find it online and don't have any more patience (or time at the moment) to look for it. Can you help me out? Thank you.
1
It is only fair that we let "her name" in on a little SECRET. " (his name)" may be FANTASTIC but wait
until she finds out that he is not MR. CLEAN. He'll expect her to be a DYNAMO in the kitchen
and he thinks all women should MOP & GLOW. At night he'll wake you up at DAWN to SNUGGLE
up close. We all AGREE that "her name and his name" will have a very happy LIFE together. Our wish for
you is that your home be filled with JOY and you remain as happy as ever in the FUTURE.
#2
Dear (her name), You are entering a new ERA. There will come a THYME in your marriage when
you find (his name) is not always MR. CLEAN, but don't send out the S.O.S. because he might
VANISH. (his name) will always bring you CHEER and you will find JOY, so remember your PLEDGE
and give him your ALL. To (her name and his name) the Best of Luck & Good Fortune in the years to
come. And may (his name) always be your HONEY
#3
Carol, we're going to let you in on a little SECRET. Soon you will be marrying _____, a SAUVE and CHARMIN kinda guy and also FANTASIC in bed. *so we hear*
But as you enter the new ERA there will come some RUFF days when you find out _____ is not MR-CLEAN and he will expect you to perform MAGIC in the kitchen and he thinks all woman should WORK. You're going to want to scream and SHOUT. But _____ will always bring you CHEER and you will find him to be your WHITE DOVE.
When you are together you will find JOY so remember your PLEDGE and give him your ALL. Because at night _____ will wake you up at DAWN to SNUGGLE up close, and if you ever need _____or _____ send us an SOS or just DIAL and we will be there.
But you won't need us because it will all work out with a FEBREEZE. _____ and _____ The best of luck and good fortune in the years to come. And may _____ always be your angel.
#4
Dear BRIDE,
We gather together with you to celebrate the (dawn) of a new (era). Marriage is a journey. Some days it will be pure (joy) but let's take a moment and talk about the others.
There may come a time when you realize your big (brawny) guy isn't necessarily (Mr. Clean). When this and other little glitches occur, don't (shout) or send up an (SOS). Go (easy-on) him. Hopefully the (Tide) will change quickly, tensions will (vanish), and things will (bounce) back to normal.
We think you and GROOM are a (fantastic) couple with a (zest) for life and a sincere appreciation for each other. We fully support you as you and GROOM'S (pledge) to spend your lives as one.
We wish you all the best... Including love, happiness and lots of time to (snuggle).
#4
Here are some tips from us to you:
To help your marriage stick like glue
Oh, how fantastic marriage can be it's true!
No longer solo in a few weeks
The pledge you and Bentley make is for keeps.
Though you are glad that you have found a genuine honey
who wisked you off the ground,
marriage you will soon discover is certainly not equal.
As you concentrate vividly on your next trial
Bentley will probably have been napping awhile.
Bentley is very loving, with a bounce in his step, too--
because he is getting it all with you!
The two of you together it's plain to see
fit each other to a tea.
You and Bentley should never shout
because that's not what marriage is about.
Treat each other with kid gloves,
give each other lots of hugs,
and the measure of your success
will be the happiness you possess.
Face each day with cheer and you both will have a zestful first year.
To snuggle and caress is the key to happiness--and it's free!
May love and joy fill your hearts all the way
and let's hope May 26th is not filled with rain but sunlight that day.
We know that the days of your married life will be X-tra bright
as your love increases after each little fight.
And may the dove of peace bring a bounty of love to your life
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