It asian and fat, uglee, smelly, don't speak human languages (english).
It belly is getting fatter and fatter and it puke in the morning, I give it spanking on butt but it never stop it. I tell it to stop growing it belly.
it hair get gray now. i don't know what to do. I want to return it. can I return it?
HAHAA!! You are either really freaking funny or really freaking stupid. I'm guessing this is trollish, so... LOL. Good one.
that what get for ordering asian bride, should known didnt speak english but hey no returns look small print :)
now do me favour, take her hair salon and get her hair dyed and any other hair waxed. than shover her into shower each morning to wash her.
for the fat belly, well should though that before stuffed her with ur baby, she wouldnt be def sent back seen as tanted goods now, no other man touch off her after ur smelly yoke stuffing her, she urs now, enjoy!
Yes, but they won't refund the shipping and handling fee (since you've obviously already handled the merchandise), and there's a 10% restocking fee.
No you can't, in human language there's a saying "sold as is". Congratulation! (you understand) lol.
Yes, you can send her back before she gets her green card, but you won't get any money back. Call U.S. Homeland Security.
Put the correct postage on her forehead and still her in the mailbox.
Only if you have the receipt and original packaging that came with her.
lmao, hilarious, really!!!!
No. I am sure there is a desperation clause somewhere in the contract.
Will all those postage stamps fit on here forehead ?
Good Luck
Too late a wife's not just for christmas. But for life!!!
the mere fact that u order your bride by mail is already a risk?...what do you feel if she does it to you?...
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