Might be cheaper to mail her out in parts.
(Some assembly required)
"Pull yourself together women"
Depend on her
1. appearance
2. skin colour
3. education
4. age
5. marital status
6. area/location
7. talent
8. etc
Others
1. how fast you want to receive - days/weeks/months/years
2. how you want her to be deliver - land/sea/air
3. etc
Don't do it Hal. Marry me. I want to be Mrs Atosis. No postage necessary. I'll fax myself.
I'd wait and pay COD in case she is DOA. Or call UPS and have them deliver..... otherwise she might end up your Fed EX before you ever 'meat' her.
I think it is about $1 per pound so yes a skinny one would be more cost efficient.
Just remember - they're not always like in the picture. Some settling of the contents may occur during shipment.
A few ladies I've dated would have been stamped "bulk rate".
hmmm...y dnt u get out there n find a bride...coffee shops,clubs etc
u will save postage money and know what your bride actually looks like, and u wont be scammed.
The cost isn't in the postage, it's in the divorce settlement :P
skinny but well proportioned.... fed x.. cheaper
Better get a skinny one, don't forget You will have to feed Her....!!
No, your rude
About $10,000 in fees and travel,
from what I've heard.
what is wrong with you is what you need to find out!
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